Great Ways to Irritate people

1. Leave the copy machine set to “99 copies” and chide the unfortunate victim for wasting paper.
2. When you get your food at the canteen, peer at the food with a concerned look and keep telling the stall owner, “oh my goodness, it’s still moving.”
   
3. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
   
4. Reply to everything someone says with "in YOUR opinion" and a smirk.
   
5. Practice making fax and modem noises and pedestrian-crossing light noises.
   
6. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers/ newspaper and pass them to your boss/principal with a secretive look.
   
7. Make beeping noises when someone moves backwards, or walks too quickly.
   
8. Finish ALL your sentences with the words "write it down, it’s important.”
   
9. End a conversation by clamping your hands over your ears and making a high-pitch screech.
   
10. Call out random numbers while someone is counting.
    
11. Adjust your TV/ computer so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
    
12. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
    
13. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. Challenge busy passersby to beat your record.
    
14. Pull out earphones from others and sample their music.
    
15. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
    
16. TYPEINUPPERCASEDONTLEAVESPACEANDDONTUSEPUNCTUATION.
    
17. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
    
18. In the middle of important meetings or conversations, repeat the following conversation a dozen times."DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
    
19. Skip, don't walk. Then pause suddenly in front of someone, point upwards with a gleeful grin. Repeat.
    
20. Ask people what gender they are.
    
21. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
    
22. Sit by the road, pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
    
23. Sing along at the musical. Try to see if your voice can overpower the lead singer.
    
24. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
    
    
25. At the exam hall, “Tsk” loudly whenever any one makes noises. (guess where this came from?)
    

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