I said I won't blog but...(part2)

...I didn't say i wouldn't tell lame jokes!

Lame joke 1
冰厨里有四粒鸡蛋。　
第一粒蛋跟第二粒打招呼，在和第三粒蛋作了朋友。
来到了第四粒蛋，　第一粒蛋发现这粒蛋长得有点不同，就问它：　
“这位鸡蛋朋友，你为什么长得毛毛的？”　
第四位鸡蛋不高兴地说：“Hello. 我是 kiwifruit 啦”

Lame joke 2
question: how much money do you need to go out?
answer: 四千万(i dunno how much that is...) because 没有事千万不要出门。