- Leave the copy machine set to “99 copies” and chide the unfortunate victim for wasting paper.
- When you get your food at the canteen, peer at the food with a concerned look and keep telling the stall owner, “oh my goodness, it’s still moving.”
- Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
- Reply to everything someone says with "in YOUR opinion" and a smirk.
- Practice making fax and modem noises and pedestrian-crossing light noises.
- Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers/ newspaper and pass them to your boss/principal with a secretive look.
- Make beeping noises when someone moves backwards, or walks too quickly.
- Finish ALL your sentences with the words "write it down, it’s important.”
- End a conversation by clamping your hands over your ears and making a high-pitch screech.
- Call out random numbers while someone is counting.
- Adjust your TV/ computer so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
- Staple pages in the middle of the page.
- Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. Challenge busy passersby to beat your record.
- Pull out earphones from others and sample their music.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
- TYPEINUPPERCASEDONTLEAVESPACEANDDONTUSEPUNCTUATION.
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- In the middle of important meetings or conversations, repeat the following conversation a dozen times."DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
- Skip, don't walk. Then pause suddenly in front of someone, point upwards with a gleeful grin. Repeat.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
- Sit by the road, pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Sing along at the musical. Try to see if your voice can overpower the lead singer.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
- At the exam hall, “Tsk” loudly whenever any one makes noises. (guess where this came from?)
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